Tag Archives: Marketing humour

Valentine might be long gone, but the sentiments remain

Taken from the great people at marketo, can you believe they have about 50 full time staff to create content for their blog? The rumour might be exaggerated, but they are indeed a prolific bunch!

“You Know You’re in Marketing When…”

Sweet heart

…Candy wasn’t your first choice but it tested better than flowers. (cookies would have been better)

…You wait until your girlfriend’s lead score is above qualified threshold before you decide to propose.

…You Refer to a Blind Date as “Anonymous Lead”

…You track online dating success in terms of conversation rates.

…You met the love of your life at Dreamforce and she was referred by a friend.

…Your valentine’s day card looks more like a whitepaper.

…When you are happy with a 5% click through rate on your Valentine card.

…You surprise your crush by converting from an Anonymous to a Known Valentine.

…Your Valentine card includes an infographic, #ValentineHashtag, QR Code and a call to action. (now I wish I did this!)

Tagged , ,